The Start of something Big

Once upon a time there was a group of people that had known each other for a very long time. During this time there was a lot of laughs, tears, love and great times. But then one day it came the realisation of a number of them that they had let the good times roll a little bit to much.

For a bunch of people that grew up by the beach and played sport every week we certainly have let ourselves go. So the fat bastards all got together and decided to lose a heap of beef. Not only lose the beef for a better life but to actually win cash. Yep cold hard cash.

So all I can say is bring it on bitches.

Todays poem is about my mate Fat Bob!!
(Please note that it is a remake of an old Tooheys County Special Advert)

His Name was Robbie Upcroft
But everyone called him Bob
He was a legend in the weighing shed
Some say he could never be outdone
But there is a young bloke form up in QLD
had joined the shed this day
Rumoured he had a big gut
and he had a lot to say

They started fairly even
But Bob soon forged ahead
He was shedding like a demon
But young Bretty had him pegged

As the hours flew
The weight less grew
The wives were really grinning
as long as the fat bastards lost the weight
they didn't care who was winning

The score was dead set even with 1 day left to fear
When bob layed down his scales and said
Mate let me buy you a beer

The fat controller was spewing
The shed let out a cheer
"Who is going to do this last damn weigh in"
"You are they said were having a beer!!"

Good luck big man you will need it!!!

Big Luv

Brettmeister